What movies have not aged well?
08.06.2025 13:34

The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
The Man with the Golden Gun
From Russia With Love
You Only Live Twice
Goldfinger
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-J W Pepper
Live and Let Die
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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
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-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
Moonraker
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Dr No
Since the Brits can't steer their oil tanker, what makes them think they can take on Russia?
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
A View to a Kill
Octopussy
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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Diamonds Are Forever
-All the bad guys are black.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
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-”Ah so!”
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!